Did your uncle, the former dictator, die in a plane crash and leave you metal cases full of cash ?  Do you need help getting them out of your country ?  Are you the wife of a former army general, who smuggled his ill gotten gains out of a small nation following a bloody civil war, and need our help to get the money to the free world ?  Or, are you a crooked banker, who has imbezzled millions, but needs someone they can trust in the west to help get the cash out ?

Can we help ?  YOU BET YOUR ASS WE CAN.  Some of the services we offer include bribing diplomats, judges, police and government officials.  We also have a number of offshore bank accounts in Switzerland and the Caymen Islands that we can deposit your wealth into.  Or, we can send one of our representatives, alone and with wads of cash, to your country, to meet your representatives in a dark alley, in order to hand over 10% of the cut to you in person.  We trust you. We know you wouldn't rob, beat and/or murder our employee.  Just the same, Mr. Morgan himself won't be coming.. I'll be sending some underling... or maybe that ass kissing Mr. Meoff.  Either way... we'll be there to meet you in that alley !